Snowboarding hasn't been around long enough it to have its own collection of movies like the ultra-cheesy 70s and 80s skiing flicks―but you can still pretend you’re starring in one when you pull on the Burton Marquee Beanie. Something about the uber-retro Burton logo on this reversible beanie will soon have you spouting non-sequiturs and snapping your fingers to really, really bad music; on the upside, attractive, scantily-clad babes will be extremely attracted to you for no apparent reason.
